My first pathetic attempt at photospoofing

So, my friend Scott introduced me to an amusing site this weekend: Woot.com. On the surface, it's a simple overstock clearance site, where they choose one product someone is trying to unload a bunch of per day and put it up until they're all bought. That's not what makes the site especially fun, though. The product descriptions are all phrased in humorous ways - I killed a good hour browsing past product descriptions - and they have regular photo spoofing contests based on current products.

For example, right now, their contest is to put together a picture of the most ridiculous concept for a remote control feature possible. There are already scores of hilarious examples, far more skilled than I could ever hope to match - but I came up with my own submission, just for the fun and humor of it, and thought I'd like to share it here too. My reasoning: there isn't a sports fan alive who hasn't sat in the stands for his or her favorite team and desperately wished they had this remote.